Especially Proud of the Luxurious Brass Moldings

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Hooker/Maid

Sounds like a cute movie from the 80's. "Maid to Order" or something. Of course she has a heart of gold!
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Gay Farm

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A Crabby Judge Does Not Bode Well for the Case

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X-Mas Nookie

On the birth of our Lord??? I never!
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Karaoke Superstars Rock the House!

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Clubbing Used to Be So Cool

I really did have pants just like that.
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JC Penny Lingerie Model...Hubba Hubba!

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Things Got Crazy in Mexico

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Boooootay Call! Oooooh Yeah!!

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The Lattes Really Make Them Look Hip

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Awesome Poster!

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That Guy has Sissy Luggage

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Family Discussion

The little brother doesn't care about the "birds and the bees" but the big sister is all defensive about it. Probably because she's a whore.

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Lazy-Ass Husband

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It's So Fun to Feed the Meter!

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Sensitive Percussionist

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I Must Increase My Bust!

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Who would do this?

I gotta admit, I am really perplexed by this one.

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Son? Are You Ready to get Plowed?

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The Phone has So Much Power

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She Couldn't Wait for the Next Rest Stop

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Miss Moneybags

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Shoplifting

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She Has Needs, Dammit!

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