Crybabies Get Dumped

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You Wanna Go? I'll Kick Your Ass!

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Eating Out of the Trash

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Gotta Cut Footloose

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Catch of the Day

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Online Gambling or Porn?

Decisions, decisions, decisions...
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Marlboro Man Did Too Much Peyote

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Trying to be a MILF

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He/She Will Blow Anything

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Mmmm...Leftovers

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Almost Got Caught Playing Sudoku

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Too Cheap for a Limo

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Dude! Sweet Walkman!

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So Damn Hot

I'm not even kidding.
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Needs a Q-Tip

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Next Time They'll Use Cialis

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College Chicks are Hot

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Missed Connection

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Pills & Booze Don't Always Go Together

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Did Anyone Order a Hooker?

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Put on a Shirt

And a paper bag too.
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Aw WICKED! Is that the NUGE???

Cat Scratch Fever!
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Horses Make Me Barf

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8-Ballers Party 'Til the Break of Dawn

I guess that's what they are trying to say.
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Sweet Peach

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