How embarrassing!

All these people know what you did to land in the emergency room.

Praise heaven for TRAVERTINE!!

Things get crazy when we order pizza.

Aim for the tongue.

A charming gift.

Q. Who buys junk like this?
A. Grandmas.

Online Porn Gets Fresh

Tree BJs Make Her Sweaty

So Clever

Why do they keep their books upside-down?

Camo

Memories of Tighter Days

That old lady WISHES!

Majoring in Homeless

With a minor in bums.
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What Heaven is Like

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Eco-Sluts

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Brothel Ghost

I Love Styx!!!!!!

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No Lifeguard for Old Phones

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She Must be Good in the Sack or Something.

Because she isn't even a butterface.

Yeah! Take it All Off, Ladyboy!

Another Lazy Hubby

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Beware of the Carrot-Toting Zombie

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Why Bitches Suck at their Jobs

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Giving You the Sex Eye

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Art-Mazing!

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The Golden Girls Work Overtime

You know how they like handsome young men!
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How they do it in Thailand

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